taylor

What to tell your wife after buying a Taylor guitar...

1.		I'll be home more often.
2.		I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.
3.		There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.
4.		I have done full research and Taylors are the most durable guitars made.
5.		Among all guitars, Taylors have the best re-sale value.
6.		Since you have always been such a supportive wife, there is really no need to give you any reasons.
7.		I have good taste, why do you think you are my wife?
8.		Taylor’s lifetime warranty reminds me of my everlasting commitment to you.
9.		This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.
10.		Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my wife. By Sinamex(Singapore)

what if God had voice mail

What if God Had Voice Mail?

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, "What if God decided to install voice mail?"

Imagine praying and hearing this: "Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options:

• Press 1 for requests
• Press 2 for thanksgiving
• Press 3 for complaints
• Press 4 for all other inquiries

What if God used the familiar excuse, "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in prayer:

"If you would like to speak to ...

• Gabriel, Press 1
• For Michael, Press 2
• For a directory of other angels, Press 3
• If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding please press 4.
• To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her Tax File number, then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666)

"For reservations at My Father's House please enter J-O-H-N followed by 3-1-6"

"For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is, please wait until you arrive here."

"Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow."

"This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local pastor."

Thank God He doesn't have voice mail and he listens when we pray!

[Author Unknown]

Wild mare

Suddenly found myself fascinated with these creatures. I mean from young I already love horses. But it was after svc today that I find myself loving them again. Haha! They are absolutely beautiful. Especially Wild Horses, wild mares. Look at their hair! Long and shuai lo. Not like those trimmed! I saw visions of wild mares while singing the praise song, Today, by CCC.

Beautiful creatures! I found the chords. Click on me

On the Anvil

I got a new book; "On the Anvil" by Max Lucado Max Lucado likens the God's kingdom and ministry on earth as a huge workshop. And we are all God's tools.

For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.
-Eph 2:10

The Blacksmith's shop In the shop of a blacksmith, there are three types of tools. There are tools on the junk pile: Outdated, broken, dull, rusty. They sit in the cobwebbed corner, useless to their master, oblivious to their calling. There are tools on the anvil: melted down, molten hot, changeable. They lie on the anvil, being shaped by their master, accepting their calling. There are tools of usefulness: sharpened, primed, defined, mobile. They lie ready in the blacksmith's tool chest, available to their master, fulfilling their calling. Some people lie useless: lives broken, talents wasted, fire quenched, dreams dashed. They are tossed in with the scrap iron, in desperate need of repair, with no notion of purpose. Others lie on the anvil: hearts open, hungry to change, wounds healing, vision clearing. They welcome the painful pounding of the blacksmith's hammer, longing to be rebuilt, begging to be called. Others lie in their Master's hands: well tuned, uncompromising, polished, productive. They respond to their Master's forearm, demanding nothing, surrendering all. Where are we now?

living rain

The song is based on this verse. The basic verse for revival. Heal our land.
"If My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land."
-2 Chro 7:14


Parachute Band - Living Rain
G Key Capo 4 = B key

G D Em
Let your People Come
C D
In Desperate Need To You we Run
G D Em
Called by your Great Name
C D
With Humble Hearts We Seek Your Ways
G D Em
We Believe in Faith
C D
Your Promises Will Never Break
G D Em
Turn From Wicked Ways
C D
To live as Christ For all our Days

Pre-chorus:
Em
O God High up in Heaven
C D
Won't You Heal our Land

Chorus:
G D
Living Rain Fall Again
Em C
Over my Life Over my Land
G D Em C
Living Rain Wash my Heart Again
G D
Open Wide Heaven Skies
Em C
Over my Street O Spirit reside
G D Em C
Living Rain Flood my Life Again

Bridge:
C D Em G
Come Back, Back to Your First Love
C D
Back to Your first Love
Em G
Back to the Cross
C D Em G
Come Back, Back to Your First Love
C D
Back to Your First Love
Em G
At the Foot of the Cross

Chui

Hallelujah!
I am pretty "Chui" during this two weeks.

(Aka: broken, weak or injured. Sentence example, "Wah! My boss scold me liao, chui man!" or "The lo-lli bang the man his bone all chui".)

Goodness! What's got into me?

Last week at work.

1) Foot crushed by super heavy aluminium trolley (its already very heavy when empty) filled with many many many files. On the left on the left

2) Head knocked onto the corner of a metal cabinet door.
3) Broke a key at work. Hahaha!!! It really snapped!
4) Caught the flu virus from my supervisor.

This week.
5) Sunday: Sprained my index finger.
6) Monday: Still very painful, realised couldn't turn my key even.
7) Tuesday: Vomiting and migrain headaches.
8) Wednesday: Still having the symptoms of stomach flu.
9) Thursday: Recovered from all, so go play soccer. (wrong move) Sprained my left ankle, left big toe, right big toe. Cut on my right ankle and knee.

What is this man?